Deal Breakers

So last night Rachel and I made a list of Deal breakers. As in, if we were seeing someone and they did one of these things, it would automatically end the relationship.

1. Conservatives (duh)
2. Referring to a vagina as a "snatch" "cootchie" "cunt." Any ridiculous nickname, really.
3. Having any of their favorite bands be Nickleback, Creed, Staind, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park...
4. Not having at least some respect or appreciation for Buffy. Or any Joss Whedon show.
5. Telling me what to do with my hair
6. Smokers
7. Heavy drinkers
8. Not having a job or being in school
9. Using racial slurs casually
10. Goes to the Ra shop frequently
11. Burns incense
12. Doesn't read
13. Neat freaks
14. Drives a big truck...or SUV....or hummer...
15. Considers the Time Warp a thrift store
16. Texts more than they call

I'm sure I'll add more later...